BabyBoiBloo: So oxygen went on a date with potassium... It went OK
OneWordStoneface: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMg
SmolGreenBean: Actually oxygen asked out nitrogen first and nitrogen was all like 'NO'
ExistentialHowell: i thought oxygen was in that three way with the hydrogen twins
ScreamoUkeBean: Looks like someone's a HO
kingofFNaF: NaBrO
AngelBeanLester: I'm 100% done with all of you.
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DillybeanHowlter: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people then scatter teeth all over their bed
emodrummer: A dentist?
Cryboi: I don't know what your dentist has been doing to you but I think you need to go to the police
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ScreamoUkeBean: Why do evil witches wanna fatten kids up before eating them? That's like the grossest part of the meat
BabyBoiBloo: "Hello there, little children~ Please follow me to my magical... FITNESS GYM. NO PANSIES BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT'S WEIGHTS DAY AND WE'RE ABOUT TO GET R I P P E D"
ExistentialHowell: because they're always cooking said children in cauldrons and ovens aka long cooking time at low-to-moderate heat. when done with fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. if you do it to lean meat you get sad little meat bits that bring no joy to anyone
AngelBeanLester: Also, there's wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A low-iron, carb-rich diet makes for a tender and flavourful meat.
ScreamoUkeBean: Wow why don't you use this culinary knowledge in your baking videos
kingofFNaF: ... You're arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN
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SmolGreenBean: If I was trapped in a room full of explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato I would die
Cryboi: How would you even get in that situation
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OneWordStoneface: Someone tell me the three stages of life
ScreamoUkeBean: Birth
ExistentialHowell: w h a t t h e f u c k i s t h i s
toastyken: Death
