Group chat titled Marshall-Piper family with Dana, Haribo, Mother and Jamie
Mother
Dana
What's this about a boyfriend?
Haribo
She's dating Sebastian Stan
Dana
Do you mind?
I'm out right now
Oh
Right
No I don't have a boyfriend
And shut up you asshole
Mother
Dana! What have I said about calling Harrison names?
Haribo
Yeah
Shithead
Mother
Harrison!
Jamie
Harrison listen to your mother
Haribo
What about Dana?
I thought we were talking about how her love life is spread across the internet and how she's getting a shit tonne of money from people buying our single.
Jamie
Congratulations on the single Dana!
Haribo
What about me?!
Dana
God make your mind up Haribo
One minute you ask why we aren't talking about me and then you ask why we aren't talking about you.
I'm clearly more important
Jamie
That's not true
You're both equally as important as the other
Dana
By the way
Dad texted to say congrats on the single
He wants to meet up with me before the new year
Mother
Do you want to?
Dana
He says you should come too
Mother
Could you tell him to politely fuck off??
Haribo
Mother!
Language!
Dana
I almost did, but I felt bad
Mother
Damn your British genes
Dana
I also said that I'd get back to him asap
Mother
Do you actually want to go and see him?
Dana
Not really, but I probably should.
The last time I saw him was in April
And that wasn't so bad
Jamie
That's because his girlfriend wasn't there
Dana
You actually held a conversation with him, Jamie
Mother
I will go if you want me to
Dana
You don't have to
But I'd rather not go alone
Haribo
I'll go
Mother
No
You are not going, Harrison
Haribo
Why can't I meet him?
Dana
Because he's not your dad
And he'd be horrible to you the entire time
Haribo
But I want to look out for you
Dana
You literally look like a foetus still
Jamie
I'm with Dana on that
Haribo
Dad
I swear
I'm 22 ffs I can look after myself
Dana
I mean, you can come if you want but I am not responsible for my dads words or actions
Mother
If you're sure, then he can go if he really wants
Dana
I'm sure
Haribo
I really want to go
Dana
Ok
You can come
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ACCIDENTALLY FALLING ~ A Sebastian Stan Social Media Story
FanfictionA British girl and an American/Romanian guy fall in love. I'm really late to the trend, but I wanted to make a social media story about my favourite actor (Sebastian Stan, if you hadn't already guessed). So here we go. Most chapters will be really s...
