Text messages between Fcking Dorito Bod and Sexy Seabass
Fcking Dorito Bod
How's the UK?
Nah who cares
The real question is
How's your girlfriend?
Sexy Seabass
It's good
She's good
Fcking Dorito Bod
No more?
Wait
Where's the classic 'SHe'S NoT My GiRLFriENd'?
Sexy Seabass
I don't know
what
you mean
Fcking Dorito Bod
Did you ask her to be your girlfriend?
Be honest with me Seb
Sexy Seabass
Well
It was kinda
We
It was a bit spur of the moment
We sat down and then decided to join the rest of the world in saying we were officially together.
Fcking Dorito Bod
Oh shit
That's kind of adorable
What are you going to do about that instagram post you put up literally yesterday?
Sexy Seabass
I don't plan on sharing this with the world for a while.
That can stay
Besides, Dana looks gorgeous in it
Fcking Dorito Bod
She looks gorgeous in every picture
Sexy Seabass
Hey
I agree and everything
But don't
Fcking Dorito Bod
You don't have to worry about me
It's Holland you have to look out for
Sexy Seabass
Oh
You know I'd murder him if it came down to that
And Dana wouldn't
Fcking Dorito Bod
How do you know?
Sexy Seabass
Because first of all I trust her
And second, her brother is lowkey crushing on him
(And he's like half her age)
Fcking Dorito Bod
He's only, what, 7 years younger than her
Same age gap between you and her
Sexy Seabass
Oh god
Am I too old
Is this weird
Fcking Dorito Bod
It's only weird if you make it weird
There are worse things it could be
And you're both adults who can do whatever the fuck you want to do
You get me?
Sexy Seabass
Ok
You give decent support some times
Fcking Dorito Bod
That's what I'm here for
Although that's not my only purpose
Sexy Seabass
You're the eye candy
Fcking Dorito Bod
Well thank you Seb
You don't know how much it means to hear that from you my love
But that's your job
Sexy Seabass
Jesus
You have to make everything weird don't you?
Fcking Dorito Bod
Another one of my jobs 💁🏼♂️
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ACCIDENTALLY FALLING ~ A Sebastian Stan Social Media Story
Fiksi PenggemarA British girl and an American/Romanian guy fall in love. I'm really late to the trend, but I wanted to make a social media story about my favourite actor (Sebastian Stan, if you hadn't already guessed). So here we go. Most chapters will be really s...
