Group chat titled The Revengers with Chocolaccino, Sexy Seabass, ScarJo, RDJ, Fcking Dorito Bod, The Renning Man, Scarlett (but like in the film, not actually called Scarlett), Thunder Butt, Hiddlestoner, Rudd, Foetus Spider, Mark, The better Paul and Don
Foetus Spider
Seb and Dana are getting married
Chocolaccino
I knew it
ScarJo
Wait what
Scarlett (but like in the film, not actually called Scarlett)
No Scar, he's kidding
Foetus Spider
I'm not
RDJ
Can we get Sebastian to confirm?
Chocolaccino
Seb
Seb
Seb
Seb
Thunder Butt
Jfc stop
Chocolaccino
Seb
Seb
Seb
Seb
Sexy Seabass
STOP
I'm not getting married
Ignore the kid
He can't spell fetus right, do you really think he's right about this?
Foetus Spider
A, I didn't give myself this name
And b, that's how you spell it in England
Chocolaccino
Stfu kiddo
Sexy Seabass
Get your 12 year old ass out of here
Foetus Spider
This is bullying
RDJ
Ignore them Tommy
Don't let the mean men get to you
Foetus Spider
🙄🙄🙄
ScarJo
Tom, ignore them, they're idiots
Sexy Seabass
But seriously where did this idea come from?
Foetus Spider
Rebekah
She said that Dana said that to her today
Sexy Seabass
But I've been with Dana all day, Rebekah hasn't been here
Chocolaccino
That doesn't help your cause
We've all seen that article
Sexy Seabass
That article is bullshit
You know that
It's E!news ffs
Foetus Spider
She said over text
That Dana said that Rebs could be maid of honour
Chocolaccino
Honor*
Fcking Dorito Bod
Honor*
Damn it
Chocolaccino
Oh hello Christopher!
Nice of you to finally join us
Fcking Dorito Bod
I've been here the whole time, I've just been spying from a distance
Biding my time until it was the perfect moment for me to make my entrance
Chocolaccino
But I ruined it
Fcking Dorito Bod
But you ruined it
Sexy Seabass
Listen
I'll ask Dana what she said to Rebs and we'll settle this
Rudd
Well I don't know about you guys but I'm not going to trust what he says about it
Sexy Seabass
I'm right here
Thunder Butt
So what, we get someone else to ask her?
ScarJo
I will!
Seb give me Dana's number
Sexy Seabass
No
You'll all be weird and start messaging her
ScarJo
Then dm me it
Privately
Sexy Seabass
Maybe later
I'll ask if it's ok to give it you first
And then we'll see
ScarJo
Ok
I'm a good person
Unlike the rest of these assholes
Scarlett (but like in the film, not actually called Scarlett)
Excuse me
Maybe the boys
But not me
A/N: Hey, sorry, I've had a rough few weeks so haven't updated. Things are starting to get better though, so I'm hoping that I'll update more (but I've got exams soon so idk). But thanks for all the reads and favourites and that, it helps :)
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