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Text messages between Haribo and Danyul

Haribo
Wtf Dana we're supposed to be friends and then you go and stab me in the back by meeting my ultimate celebrity crush behind my back? Like jeez it's not like I'm a complete fanboy when it comes to his films. I'm so offended Dana like wow you absolute sket.

Danyul
😂😂
You done yet?

Haribo
Nope

Danyul
Well stop
I'm sorry
I didn't know you loved him that much

Haribo
Next time you're taking me with you to meet him

Danyul
I didn't know he was your celebrity crush
I could definitely see if I can hook you two up 😉😉

Haribo
Pretty sure he's not gay
And technically neither am I

Danyul
Technically being the key word there
And how do you know he's not gay huh?

Haribo
I just know these things
Besides he's had girlfriends previously

Danyul
Bisexual maybe?
I don't know
I'm trying to give you hope here

Haribo
I appreciate that
But like
I think I should stick to being his friend for now 😂

Danyul
Good luck with that

Haribo
You know what Dana
I hate you

Danyul
No you don't
Who else have you got to keep you employed?

Haribo
God dammit you're the worst

Danyul
Really?
You're saying this to the person who could potentially introduce you to you're future husband?

Haribo
He's NOT GAY
...
Probably

Danyul
Okay future best bud
Future pal
Future chum

Haribo
Omg stop
I need my brain cells

Danyul
What
No you don't

Haribo
I'm playing scrabble with dad ok?

Danyul
Adorable
A little father-son bonding time

Haribo
How are we siblings?

Danyul
*Half-siblings

Haribo
That helps my case you idiot

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