~Naruto Fanfic~ What is wrong with these freaks from Hell *cough* I mean Konoha

The 'Chewin' Exams?

IT'S OKAY TO READ NOW!!! XD

****I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. I do own Akemi, the other characters I created, and a dead goldfish(don't ask). Guess what? What!? No, Bob, I didn't mug Santa and then steal all his elves to be my personal butlers to give you a day off from work!!! Where the heck did you get that idea from? A suggestion for Christmas? I am not doing that for you. Well I did ask for a guess. Anywho were off topic: I don't have school anymore XD wooohooo!!!! Yay!!! Congrats me!!! I didn't fail school!!! So my updates are going to be coming from random because I'll either slack for weeks on end and post a lot of chapters together at one point or do chapter by chapter per week. I don't know, I'm lazy and a procrastinator even for stuff I like. Side pic is you know who. And I dedicate this chapter to Pikuto for her positive responses to my story. Thanks a ton and sorry this section is so long this time. I hope you enjoy this chapter.****

AKEMI'S POV

We were walking back to the the Leaf Village. I learned while I was fighting Cowboy Sasuke apparently 'died.' That sucks! Because I missed seeing it. Sasuke kind of glared at me when I said the second part of my comment on him dying. While we were talking I realised something. "Oh my freaking God! Aughh! Dammit! I can't believe I seriously forgot that!"

"What's wrong Akemi?" Naruto asked me worriedly. Everyone else was looking around on offense guard because we recently finished a difficult mission.

"I was so busy keeping an eye on drunk Tazuna I completely missed the best opportunity to run away from you freaks! Damn! And I could have been to my next destination by now. Noooo!" The others sweat dropped at me. Personally I would be more offended by my comment than exasperated but hey these people are from Konoha. The place were pedophiles, child abusers, and perverts live and I'm positive the list still goes on from there.

"Akemi, why don't you stop planning to run away and just settle down?" Pirate suggested. Naruto agreed with Pirate. I only 'meh'ed in reply causing them to sweat drop yet again. We were coming up to the gates when I saw those two guards from before napping. I got a quick idea and ran ahead of everyone. Pirate told me to stay not really forcing me to. I walked up to both to make sure they were out, which they were. Perfect. I started taking out paper bombs setting them down in specific spots. I rechecked my handy work deciding it was ready.

I then tip-toed close to both sleeping guards, who I have yet to know the names of and screamed, "Booga booga-booga!" then I back stepped to watch the show. They both jumped up surprised in fighting stances probably expecting an attack. One of them stepped on my paper bomb trap setting the plan into motion. Once they stepped on my trap the others started blowing up like a chain reaction. Every time either guards foot touched the ground a bomb went off exploding. They were hopping around trying to get out of their predicament. At that point I burst out laughing falling to the ground. My team soon came into view stopping short at what they saw. Two grown ninja men jumping with explosives going off at their feet with me close by on the ground laughing my head off. Naruto took one look and almost laughed but tried to hold it in unsuccessfully. Sakura scolded me about fooling around but who was she kidding, she was enjoying the show as much as Naruto. I finally got off the ground keeping my full blown out laughter to some light giggling. Sasuke was looking at my handy work.

"Nice trap." He admitted. I nodded my head in acknowledgement. Pirate just sighed.

"Akemi, what are you doing?" The bombs finally seemed to end. Both guards stopped jumping looking worn and slightly burnt. They looked at me like I was crazy until they recognized my face.

"That'll teach you to laugh at me." I said really smugly crossing my arms with a triumphant smile on my face. "You know the saying: Payback's a bitch." They looked slightly ticked at me yet still also amused at the same time.