~Naruto Fanfic~ What is wrong with these freaks from Hell *cough* I mean Konoha

This is why Ibiki will never babysit

****Okay this is chapter 13, I think, I can't actually remember. I hope you like it, I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. Side pic is, of course, Akemi!!! And Bob is back from the North Pole. I still don't know why he went there......... *shrugs shoulders* oh well. Also about my llama comment last chapter, I take it back. I saw a show about llamas and now I only think that they are gross. The chapter is dedicated to Hawkpath because she seems like a fun, nice person. I don't know what else to put down so here's chapter 13 (I think) and enjoy (I hope).**** 

AKEMI'S POV 

After Ibiki and me stopped fighting, I went back my team. Before they could ask what just happened he started up the exams. By yelling. "Alright everyone settle down!! Step up to the front and hand in your forms for your number! The number will determine your seat! Once everyone is set, we all begin the written exams!!" 

"WRITTEN EXAMS!?" Naruto started having a mini-freak out attack. The rest of my team have already counted Naruto out for the count. ~Oh poor Naruto. I hope he's going to be alright~ I finally got my number ending up between two random strangers. One of them was checking me out I think, ugh. I turned away disgusted to listen to Ibiki talk, ick also. 

"First rule, each person begins with ten points when the test begins. The test contains ten questions, each question is worth one point. For every question you get wrong one point is subtracted from your ten points." Well that seems simple enough. Hopefully Naruto's score will make the cut.

"Second rule, this is a team test. Whether or not you will continue on will depend on your teams combined scores." One word: shit. Okay Akemi calm down Sakura and Sasuke definitely can handle this but with Naruto's...brain power and my lack of ninja knowledge, we're screwed. Damn Ibiki he was never this strict even when he was watching me. Something is off here.

"Third rule, if caught cheating by the testing officers two points will be taken away." I'm staring at Ibiki in confusion I knew he was giving some hidden message in his rules. No one else would notice but I've learner from my time with Ibiki that I had to pick up the subtle hints to get him. "When you lose all your points you and your team will be asked to leave, or forced." I could tell by his smile he wouldn't mind the latter option actually happening. I'm seeing a pattern here now.

"The final rule, if you're caught cheating five times or you don't answer any questions correctly, you and your teammates fail." There it is again 'caught cheating' okay think, think, think. The clocks are turning in my head ~ninjas, test, caught cheating... ! Ahh! Got it!~ "The exams will last for one hour. BEGIN!!" I caught his eye before he sat down and smiled devilishly letting him know I knew what I had to do to pass. He returned my smile with a smirk before returning to his impassive face.

The sound of papers turning could be audibly heard even by a normal civilian. I looked down at my test and after checking all the questions I knew with 100% certainty that I knew none of the answers to the test. Time to cheat. I figured out the point of the test is to see how well we can collect information without being caught. Ninjas have to be able to gather all kinds of information and be capable of espionage. I feel slightly bad about cheating since I am a priestess. I quickly got over my guilt though. I mentally called out to any near by spirit for help. Soon I felt one right in front of me, I didn't look up to indicate what I was doing instead I wrote on my paper showing the spirit. 

Hello can you please help me get the answers to this test by looking at others answers and giving me that information? 

Haha, isn't that cheating? I could tell by the voice the spirit was male. Sorry no can do kiddo. I was getting annoyed by this spirit. 

That's the point of the test, to gather info without being caught now will you help me or not? 

Hmmm, let me think about it. No. This spirit was obviously having fun at my expense.