What if battles [REQUEST CLOSED]

Deadpool and Pinkie Pie vs Joker and Harley Quinn

Requested by JohnathenYoungs

When Joker and Harley are planning on spreading Scarecrow's fear toxins across the world, it's up to Deadpool and Pinkie Pie to stop them

Deadpool

Superhuman Body

Exceptionally skilled with swords and all forms of guns

Mastery in assassination techniques and numberous martial arts

Superb healing factor

Magic satchel

Contains various items, regardless of continuity

Includes teleportation belt, machine guns, katanas, pistols and other things

Fourth wall awareness

RAGING SEX MACHINE

Deadpool can also break the fourth wall.

Equipment

Teleporter Belt

Allows Deadpool to teleport short distances

Occasionally prone to malfunction

Magic Satchel

Holds unlimited weapons and ammo

Bends laws of physics and space

Weapons

Katana

Sais

Hammers

Powerful enough to decapitate a human using just blunt force

Pistols

Submachine Guns

Shotguns

Flashbang Grenades

Frag Grenades

Bear Traps

Landmines

Pulse Rifles

Chargable: allowing them to instantly vaporise a human at full charge.

Degeneration Beam

Insect Swarm Grenades

Carbondanium katana

Universal Acid

HIS GODDAMN MOUTH

His own dismembered arm, Arm-Fall-Off-Boy would be proud

Feats

Navigated an obstacle course meant for Iron Man-like suits unscathed

Completely regenerated from a single hand

Sole person to outwith Taskmaster

Can dodge point-blank machine guns