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When Joker and Harley are planning on spreading Scarecrow's fear toxins across the world, it's up to Deadpool and Pinkie Pie to stop them
Deadpool
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Superhuman Body
Exceptionally skilled with swords and all forms of guns
Mastery in assassination techniques and numberous martial arts
Superb healing factor
Magic satchel
Contains various items, regardless of continuity
Includes teleportation belt, machine guns, katanas, pistols and other things
Fourth wall awareness
RAGING SEX MACHINE
Deadpool can also break the fourth wall.
Equipment
Teleporter Belt
Allows Deadpool to teleport short distances
Occasionally prone to malfunction
Magic Satchel
Holds unlimited weapons and ammo
Bends laws of physics and space
Weapons
Katana
Sais
Hammers
Powerful enough to decapitate a human using just blunt force
Pistols
Submachine Guns
Shotguns
Flashbang Grenades
Frag Grenades
Bear Traps
Landmines
Pulse Rifles
Chargable: allowing them to instantly vaporise a human at full charge.
Degeneration Beam
Insect Swarm Grenades
Carbondanium katana
Universal Acid
HIS GODDAMN MOUTH
His own dismembered arm, Arm-Fall-Off-Boy would be proud
Feats
Navigated an obstacle course meant for Iron Man-like suits unscathed
Completely regenerated from a single hand
Sole person to outwith Taskmaster
Can dodge point-blank machine guns
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