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i talk about my d&d character and about d&d in general

okay, I'll start this off with D&D in general.

Yeah it's basically professional role play but GOSH HECKIN DARNIT ITS EASILY BECOME ONE OF MY FAVORITE PASTIMES.
MY FIRST SESSION WAS AMAZING AND IM ALREADY IN BLOVE. here's a quick rundown of how the game is played if y'all wanna know

1. Spend half an hour creating your character
2. Grab some dice
3. Go nuts

When people say you can do anything, you can literally do anything. There are almost no restrictions. If you want to use a lamp as a makeshift weapon, you can. If you want to slap a monster for one D6 of damage, you can. If you want to play as a guitar-playing, smooth-talking Billy Mays, you can.

Here's some fun things that happened in my first session, most of which happened in the same tavern:

-The first thing I heard happen- Someone's character fell down the stairs and got knocked out. This may not sound that funny, but after I saw a visual recreation of the character (big buff heckin dragon dude), a read on his personality (big buff heckin sternboi), and the events leading up to it (fight with another party member when they were supposed to be doing the infiltration), I can't help but laugh at the thought of this.

-One of the party members made a makeshift Molotov out of some cheap wine and an old flag. And the carnage that followed, oh, it was glorious.

-We learned that we're terrible at holding people hostage.

-My character, recently introduced and lost and confused, pulled arrows out of a (very drunk) woman. Here's how it went down-
My character: Hold still, I'll get them out.
The other chick: Hang on. (Downs a load of alcohol) *smack* uhhh now I'm ready.

HEY SPEAKING OF MY CHARACTER

HERE SHE IS

SHE'S A WOOD ELF DRUID NAMED SEQUOIA, AND I BLOVE HER SO MUCH

here are some fun factoids, aka headcanons I wrote at like 3 AM at a rest stop in Indiana while my family slept

-Sequoia is, quite literally, a tree hugger. She loves nature and wants to protect it so much to the point where she will literally shield a tree from potential damage.

-You know that one meme that goes like:
-without coffee: anxious
-with coffee: anxious, but faster
That's Sequoia.

-Sequoia is extremely interested in nature, specifically medicinal plants and how they can be used. She'll literally stop in the middle of a fight to inspect herbs if she can.

-She's god-awful at keeping track of time and either gets to places WAY too early or WAY too late.

-She tends to speak her mind and speak it loudly, and is often the voice of reason in her party.

-She is... not straight.

-She loves her party members dearly, except when they're all yelling at each other.

-I originally wanted to make a character who was a bard, but eventually settled on Druid. So for irony, Sequoia is completely tone-deaf and can hardly sing or play instruments.

-a d v e n t u r e  i s  i n  h e r  b l o o d

anyways there we go she's my baby I love her and I can't heckin wait for the next session