1. Hey, whatcha doin?
Watching a movie about the wife getting brutally murdered and then the son is disabled and in a surprising turn of events, the son gets kidnapped and so...... The dad has to travel 10,000 miles just to see his son almost bought away forever!!!
OMG, that is so sad!
I know. It's called Nemo.
2. You know that song you like?
Which one?
I'm sexy and I know it.
Ya, why?
Well, here's one for you. When I walk into your room, this is what I see. There's a condom on the floor and it's staring at me. I got a rage in my stomach, and I'm not afraid to show it, show it, show it. YOU'RE GROUNDED AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
3. What mouse walks on two legs?
IDK?
Mickey Mouse. What duck walks on two legs?
Donald Duck.
No, all ducks do, dipshit.
4. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY!!!!
Awww... Thanks sweetheart. What did you get me?
It was supposed to be a surprise, but you know that pink Mercedes you've always wanted?
OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!! YES, YES, YES, YES!!! OMG, I'M SCREAMING NOW!!!!!
Well, I got you a toothbrush the same color.
5. Hey! :)
Hello?
Are you single?
No, I'm plural.
I mean, like, are you free this Friday?
No, I'm expensive.
-SapphireCelia333
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