Guy That's Hitting On Me: Don't your feet hurt? You've been running in my head all day.
Me: Yes they do. Chasing people in their nightmares is hard work.
Guy That's Hitting On Me: Um... Your pants would look great on my bedroom floor.
Me: Cool. You can buy the same pair at Walmart for $10.
Guy That's Hitting On Me: Are those space pants? 'Cos that ass is outta this world. ;)
Me: No, these are softball pants, because this ass is outta your league.
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