When people see you lying down with your eyes closed and ask, "Are you sleeping?"
I'm like, "No. I'm training to die."

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I'm Training To Die
When people see you lying down with your eyes closed and ask, "Are you sleeping?"
I'm like, "No. I'm training to die."