To get to Sesame Street, wait until 11:11, close your eyes, spin around 5 times, hit the piñata, and when the candy comes pouring through, run straight through it. Once you're through, you will meet a llama named Bob. Give Bob $20 and an apple and he'll let you ride on his back. He'll take you to Narnia, where you will find 5 dollars on the ground. Use the money to get on the Hogwarts Express, where you will meet up with Ke$ha in compartment 5. She will give you a map, which shall lead you on a year long journey in the Bulgarian countryside, and once you're COMPLETELY lost, you will stumble upon Sesame Street. Good luck.
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