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Laws

I'm so bored... It should be against the law to be this bored... You know? There should be a law against being this bored.

So, I'm gonna make one. I haven't made a law in a long time, so I'm a bit out of practice.

I, Sarayu ______ Declare That There Should Be A Law Against Being Too Bored, And, I Declare That People Can Have Ice Cream For Dinner!!!

Now I'm not bored anymore because I'm hungry. Dammit.

You know, there should be a law against being this hungry...

I, Sarayu ______ Declare That There Should Be A Law Against Being Too Hungry, And I Declare That Parents Should Not Boss Kids Around!!!

Now I'm not hungry anymore because I'm mad at my parents for trying to control my life. Dammit.

You know, there should be a law against being this mad...

I, Sarayu ______ Declare That There Should Be A Law Against Being Too Mad, And That I Should Not Type This Much!!!

Now I'm not mad anymore because I'm tired. Dammit.

I should really stop typing.... My fingers hurt. You know, there should be a law against typing up so many laws...

I, Sarayu _______ Declare That I Cannot Make Anymore Laws!!!

Wait, what?! What did I just do?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh well.

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