You know in romance books, once in a while, the couple will start randomly making out in front of the girl's brother?
And then the brother's like, "Would you stop eating my sister's face off in front of me?"
And the the girl pulls away, embarrassed.
I think the boy should be like, "But it tastes like chicken!"

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