A/N Before I type this, I want you to know I have nothing against blondes, and don't mean to offend them in any way. This is just me being random.
Me: Hey! OMG, I love Eminem!
Blonde: I prefer skittles.
Me: Dafuq you talking bout?
Blonde: I mean, Eminems are ok, but SKITTLES!!!
Me: I meant the rapper.
Blonde: Ew. Why would you eat the wrapper?! And you call ME dumb. >.<

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