Eminem

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A/N Before I type this, I want you to know I have nothing against blondes, and don't mean to offend them in any way. This is just me being random.

Me: Hey! OMG, I love Eminem!

Blonde: I prefer skittles.

Me: Dafuq you talking bout?

Blonde: I mean, Eminems are ok, but SKITTLES!!!

Me: I meant the rapper.

Blonde: Ew. Why would you eat the wrapper?! And you call ME dumb. >.<

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