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Werewolves

Werewolf stories are confusing and weird. I mean, I like them, but they could use some improvement.

I think the characters are too secretive, and go behind each other's backs a lot.

I mean, the guy's all like, "Go hang out with your friends, I'll be back."

Translation? Stay here and do nothing while I go fight evil people.

And the girl's all like, "Oh sure! No problem!"

But inside, she's like, 'I'm not staying here while you go fight! I'm gonna secretly follow you and play hero."

And most of the time, the guy is very caveman-like.

He's like, "You mine! You all mine, woman! Nobody gonna touch you except me!"

But the girl is usually really stubborn.

She be like, "OMG! You're so possessive! I can talk to whoever the fuck I want!"

And then they'd start fighting for no reason at all.

I rest my case.