BFF: Hey, whatcha doin'?
Me: Babysitting
BFF: Quick! There's a zombie apocalypse! You can only use the object next to you to defend yourself! What do you have?
Me: A Lego. ALL ZOMBIES SHALL SUFFER!!!

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