Random Chick: Hey! Did you get that iPhone you wanted?
Gurl: No.
Random Chick: Haha, I did. I also got a xbox and new car!
Gurl: Well, unlike you, my parents aren't rich from suing the condom company.
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RandomIf u have come across this, u should know what you have gotten yourself into. Welcome to a world of randomness. May I interest you in a complementary tomahto? (Yes, I know I spelled it wrong. It's on purpose.) If not, could you click the orange READ...
