OMG, so I come home from school, and this is the conversation.
Me: Uh... Dad? I got suspended from school...
Dad: WTF?! You're grounded! What the hell did you do?!
Me: Well, I was in class, and we had this anti-bullying person come in to teach us. She told us, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
Dad: AND?!?!
Me: So I threw a dictionary at her head.
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