Randomness For Dummies

Fun Ways To Turn A Guy Down

1. So you're walking with 2 friends, and a guy comes up to you.

"Hi! I'm ____! Wanna hang out later?" Says the guy, or something along those lines.

You smile at him warmly, and reply, "Hi! I'm Not, this is Gonna, and this is Happen!" Pointing at your friends respectively.

2. You're in the mall, walking alone, and a guy that's slightly older than you walks up.

"Hi! I'm ____! Wanna hang out later?" Says the guy, or something along those lines.

You stare at him with wide eyes, and slap him. Then you turn around, and run away screaming, "PEDO-BEAR!!!"

3. Your at a club, but because your friend dragged you here, this isn't really your scene, so you are reading a book.

"Hi! I'm ____! Wanna hang out later?" Says the guy, or something along those lines.

You look up at him briefly, and reply, "Stranger danger!" Then walk away with your hips swaying.

4. You are at the library, sitting on one of the beanbags and staring at the ceiling because you're bored.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, beautiful?" Says the guy.

"No, but I scraped my knees slightly when I was crawling down from Hell." And give him a bitchy glare.

5. You are at the county fair, holding cotton candy, looking perfectly innocent.

"Hi! I'm ____! Wanna hang out later?" Says the guy, or something along those lines.

You drop your innocent act, and give him a glare. Then you kick him where the sun don't shine, and turn around. You start skipping, and singing, "La, la, la, la, la, la..." Acting like nothing ever happened.