Bungee Jumping

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Person 1: Dude, guess what?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: I'm gonna go bungee jumping, wanna come?

Person 2: Hell no. I came into this world cause of a broken rubber and I ain't going out the same way.

(A/N Incase you didn't know, rubber means condom.)

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