Person 1: Dude, guess what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I'm gonna go bungee jumping, wanna come?
Person 2: Hell no. I came into this world cause of a broken rubber and I ain't going out the same way.
(A/N Incase you didn't know, rubber means condom.)

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