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Texting With Greatness

Me
YOU LITTLE DEVIL

Unknown #
Excuse me?

Me
OH YOU LITTLE BUGGER, YOU STOLE MY WHOLE SHELF

Unknown #
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you have the wrong number

Me
OH DONT YOU PULL THAT SHAVING CREAM

Unknown #
I'm afraid I don't understand

Me
OH, DONT PULL THAT CRAP. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

Unknown #
You will have to elaborate on exactly what I did.

Me
ALL MY BELOVED BOOKS ARE GONE BECAUSE OF YOU

Unknown #
Then you truly do have the wrong number

Me
I THINK NOT

~Two Days Later~

Me
Well...

Me
It seems I was mistaken

Me
Please forget my terrible attitude and if I was an inconvenience to you I'm greatly sorry.

Me
I take it you blocked me?

Unknown #
No, I did not block you and apology accepted.

Me
Thank goodness you answered! I would have thought you were dead!!

Unknown #
Not yet

Me
Well that's good, cause now I get to talk to you

Me
Woah, that looked weird. I'm just glad I'm not trying to type to a dead guy

Me
You are a guy, right??

Unknown #
Yes, I am a male

Me
Oh good, just wanted to clarify.

Unknown #
And if I may ask to you as well?

Me
Human, as far as I'm concerned.

Unknown #
That's not a gender.

Me
Oh I know, I just don't want to give it to you in case your a creep

Unknown #
I can assure you, I'm not.

Me
Suuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrreeeeeee