Hax, Ash, & Alesa

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"SUCK IT!" I screamed as Mitch slammed his head on the desk.

"I can not freaking believe that my girlfriend just one-shot every single one of my Pokémon with a Charizard."

"I beat you, fair and square. Now, I win the bet. So that means, I have a slave for the day," I smirked evilly.

(Every Villan Is Lemons. #SpongebobFTW.)

"This no bueno..."

"Hmmm.... Well... I don't know what to make you do yet..."

"Thank God..."

"So, since I don't know what to make you do... JEROME!!" I yelled.

Jerome came in about thirty seconds later.

"Yus?" He asked.

"Mitch is my slave for a day. What do?"

"Please Biggums, don't let her do anything bad!" Mitch pleaded.

"But Mitch, as your best friend, I need to humiliate you at some point. Alex, just make him let you hack his Twitter," Jerome said before leaving.

"Phone. Give," I commanded.

Mitch sulkily handed me his phone. I quickly got on Twitter and started thinking of what I could tweet.

Mitch had pulled it up on the computer so he could see what I was doing.

"Hmmm... We'll start simple. '@buttersis is the most bootiful and skilled Pokémon player ever. Level 85 Charizard too strongk!'" I tweeted.

"Not too bad..." Mitch said from the desk.

Then, I tweeted '#reviveASF @JeromeASF @theNoochM should we??'

I heard Jerome start laughing almost as soon as Mitch turned around and said, "Seriously. You're still an ASF fangirl?!"

"Relax, did you see Jerome's reply?"

'@JeromeASF: @Bajan_Canadian lol Alex took over Mitch's twitter. Nice one @buttersis'

"At least now they know it's you."

"Hmmm.... OOH!"

'@Bajan_Canadian: @Ashton5SOS plz date my girlfriend, @buttersis'

"Oh my god, seriously?!"

"Seriously."

"ALEX ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" Jerome yelled.

"NOPE! And if he answers yes, I hope you know that I won't be able to choose," I warned Mitch.

"Aw, you love me that much?"

"I would answer that, but I'm too busy laughing at the comments. Apparently a TON of your fans like 5 Seconds of Summer."

"That might explain a lot of their user names."

"Yeah, I'm sure it does. But now, it's time for.... INSTAGRAM TAKE OVERRRR!" I yelled.

I closed twitter and got on Instagram, going to the 5sos boys' pages and following them all before screenshotting pictures and posting them, all from Mitch's account.

The captions varied from 'My fav band <3' to 'SOOOO HAWT' and even a few more 'plz date my girlfriend!'.

It was pretty funny, especially when people started tagging the 5sos boys.

After about five minutes, I saw something I never thought I'd ever see.

"MITCH MITCH OH MY GOD MITCH MITCH I LITERALLY CANT BREATHE MITCH HELP ME," I screamed.

Mitch looked confused until he took his phone away from me.

"@ashtonirwin took a photo of you!" Mitch read out loud.

"MITCH IM DYING MY FAVORITE PERSON ON THE PLANET NOTICED ME OH MY GOD HES MY SENPAI."

When I took the phone back, I immediately checked the picture.

"Who is this @bajancanadian guy that people keep telling me to look at?" I read.

The picture was of Mitch's profile, and in the bio it said his usual bio plus something I hadn't seen yet.

'Taken by the beautiful @buttersis'

Ashton had also tagged me in the picture, obviously having read the comments talking about how I had taken over.

"MITCH HE TAGGED ME TOO OH MY FUCKING GOD MITCH I LITERALLY CANT RIGHT NOW, MY SENPAI NOTICED ME."

"I'm a bit worried... I don't know what to do in this kind of situation..." Mitch said slowly.

"GET SAMMY, LIV, AND HANNAH," I commanded.

When Mitch left the room, I threw myself onto the bed and screamed into the pillow. Then, I started jumping up and down, not really able to contain myself.

When Mitch came back with all three of the girls, I was smiling so wide it hurt.

"YOU GUYS ASHTON FREAKING NOTICED ME AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO," I told them.

"OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS!?" Liv asked, her eyes wide.

I showed them the screen.

"WHY HAVENT YOU REPLIED TO HIM!?" Hannah asked.

"WHAT DO I SAY?!" I replied.

"TELL HIM THAT ITS YOUR BOYFRIEND AND THAT YOU TOOK OVER HIS ACCOUNT AND THAT YOU LOVE HIM," Sammy advised.

I did as I was told and direct messaged him.

When he answered, it was simply 'ohh, I was kinda worried, haha.'

'Yeah, sorry, lol. He has a lot of fans, but not nearly as many was you guys.' I replied.

'I'm pretty sure he has more, lol.' Ashton answered, yet again.

Then, I wanted to cry. Ashton started following me and Mitch.

(THIS HAS SIGNIFICANCE)

"MITCH HE FOLLOWED US I CANT RIGHT NOW," I told Mitch, smiling so hard that I felt like crying.

"I'm happy for you babe," Mitch said, a genuine smile on his face.

At this point, everyone in the house was upstairs in our room. Sammy, Liv, and Hannah had informed them of what happened and they were all unamused. They went back to doing what they were doing and I continued fangirling until I eventually calmed down.

After about a two hour nap, Adam knocked on the door.

"Nu. I tired," I said.

"Well then, I guess you won't meet Alesa," Adam answered.

I shot out of bed and ran downstairs, probably too excited.

"Hai. I'm Alex. I'm Adam's younger sister. I may be younger, but I'm wayyyy cooler," I introduced myself.

Mitch looked at me, confused as to why I was acting wierd.

"I'm wierd when I'm tired, you should know that by now, I mean, you're my boyfriend," I said matter-of-factly.

Alesa laughed and introduced herself.

"So, you're dating Adam?" I asked.

"Yeah," She answered, looking at him.

"Well, you know, you're so gorgeous, you could do soo much better," I said, teasing Adam.

"Alex, I don't tell Mitch he can do better, when he really can," Adam whined.

"Mitchy loves me, and you love me too, so you can shut up, hokeyp?" I smiled smugly.

"I already can see the sibling love," Alesa laughed.

Yup, she was perfect for him.

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