One-Shots

Enchantress (DC) X Reader

Disclaimer: I don't own DC. If I did, then I would have made the Joker the antagonist of Suicide Squad instead of the Enchantress.

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(Y/N)'s POV

God this day has just gone to hell! First the explosion in the middle of the city, then some giant magic dude starts tearing up shit on the subway, then these weird pimply monsters start running around the city kidnapping people, and now some crazy green lady is making something that's screwing with the sky. Worst part is, I've experienced all of this! Somehow I survive the bomb to only be blasted near the magic guy, miraculously the worst injury that I got from his little light show was a broken femur bone, and because the best thing I can do to move is painfully crawl on the ground, I was quickly caught by the gross monsters and was carried off to their base of operations. And let me tell you, those assholes weren't exactly gently with me either. They made sure to hurt everything that wasn't already hurting. All in all, not my best day.

Right now me and the two pimples are waiting in line for the green lady to turn me into one of her creatures. I think I've heard her called the Enchantress though, I'm honestly not sure where I heard that before. Hell given my day I could have imagined it. Well anyways she's just getting done with one guy, making me second in line. Now that I'm up close to all of this, I can get a full view of this little freak show she's got going on here. Off to the side she's got the big guy who tore up the train station with a line of the putty things standing in front of him, separating him from us. Yeah, like Goliath over there really needs protection from us. Up in front, standing at the tip top of the stairs in this place is the green Enchantress lady herself. Right behind her is the weird magical lightning stuff that's mess with the sky and, much to my horror, the ground around it. Flanking her are some more of the dark creature things, all standing shoulder to shoulder like her personal bodyguards. Yeah she's not as physically intimidating as the big fella off to the side, but given all this magic crap, I doubt any of us could take her in a fight. Just as the putties reach the top step with their next victim, she way from her witch's cauldron of crazy and floats down to ground level. The poor guy up there then starts to try and break free as he begs.

"Please no, no! I have a family! Please don't do this!" The witch lady doesn't give two shits however as she roughly grabs the sides of the guy's head and pulls him in for a damn big kiss. Not long after the kiss starts, smokes pours from behind the woman, going over, around, and under her to envelop the two of them. After a few seconds go by the smoke clears and in the guys place stands a freshly made goop monster. Oh god, disgusting. She then pulls back from the kiss, with his now gross head still in her hands before saying something in some weird language that honestly sounds made up. After that the now three goo people then walk off as she turns back around and floats up to the lightning. Oh god, I'm next! If it wasn't for my broken leg, I would be thrashing around more as they drag me up the steps to her.

"Oh screw this! You think I want to be one of you pieces of snot?! Kill me now because that sure as hell ain't happening!" One of the things hits me in the back of the head to try and shut me up, but that just causes me to thrash even more. As they get me up there I even try to hit one of them with my head. Yeah it won't do much but I ain't going quietly! They stop once we get to the second to last step, with one hitting me in the side of the head as one gets a gut punch, causing me to spit some from the sudden hit. Apparently they think that was enough to stop me because they get me up that very last step and in the same spot the last guy was. Just in case one hits me on my bad leg, causing me to cry out in pain and stumble a little. When I stop and start panting is when the green lady finally turns around to face me, letting me get an up close view of her floating down to me. Hell if the circumstances were different I would say she's pretty damn hot, but right now I'm in too much pain to really give a rat's ass about her looks. As she gets to the ground and looks down at me I snark.