RIVER-"Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want"
BROOKLYN-"So tell me what you want, what you really, really want"
RIVER-"I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want"
BROOKLYN-"So tell me what you want, what you really, really want"
RIVER-"I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)"
BROOKLYN-"I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah"
"SHUT THE HELL UP! BOTH OF YOU!" Ace yelled at us.
I instantly stopped laughing and squinted my eyes at him.
Luna let out a low rumble from her mouth.
"What did you just say to me?" I asked dangerously slow.
Ace visibly gulped air, as his Adams apple bobbed up and down.
"No...I-I uhhhh. Sorry. " Ace mumbled.
"Whatever. Guys I'm hungry." I stated angrily. Their eyes widened and Seth turned the wheel to the left and made a sharp u-turn headed to McDonalds. I smiled deviously.
"You guys are so annoying." Ace stated bringing River and I to sing some more. We smiled and sang the same thing at the same time.
"IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SORRRRRYYY?!" We screamed. Luna sang with us and gave a loud and long howl. Ace held his head in his hands shaking his head and mumbling profanities.
"Because we aren't" I said looking out the window. We then pulled through the McDonalds drive thru and I couldn't be happier. As Seth was ordering my food, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. Luna had settled herself on the cars floorboard because I kept moving.
"Oh come on! Why the heck are you taking so long to order lady? IT'S A SIMPLE MENU!" I yelled through my closed window.
"Calm down..-" River started. I slowly turned my head towards him.
"Did you just tell me to calm down?" I asked lowly. River gulped.
"Now you did it." Ace said.
"You never say that man." Seth announced.
"N-n-no I didn't." River mumbled.
"I think you did.. River." I stated angrily.
Before I could pounce on him, there was a honk from the other ordering lane. It was an old man who looked impatient. My eyes widen and I roll down my window.
"HOW DARE YOU HONK AT US, WHEN IT'S NOT EVEN US THAT'S TAKING FOREVER! IT'S ALSO NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU HAVE YOUR KNICKERS IN A TWIST, NOW IS IT?! I SUGGEST YOU SHUT UP AND WAIT YOUR DANG DARN TURN!" I yelled at the old man. He widened his eyes and slowly rolled up his window. I drew my head back in the car and closed my window as well.
I looked around the car to see all the boys looking at me with wide eyes.
"What? When I'm hungry, I'm hungry." I stated crossing my arms.
Seth pulled up the car, and I stood up from my seat, getting yanked back by my seatbelt.
"Seth! Look how much room you have between the next car? Pull up! It's like you're trying to keep as much distant away as possible! I am hungry. It is not the right time to play games!" I said impatiently.
Seth widened his eyes as he replied,
"Hey...I cannot go much further, before I rip this person's bumper off."
"Well, try!" I hollered impatient.
"Okay really..." Seth started, trailing off because he didn't know my name.
"Brooklyn. My Name is Brooklyn." I stated slightly angry.
"Okay! Now that we know her name, pull up before she kills and eats us all!" River hollered at Seth.
I smiled and looked over at River.
"Thank you River." I smile happily.
"Girls and their mood swings." Ace mumbled.
I turned my head to him and squinted my eyes.
"I'm going to ignore that comment from you." I stated truthfully. Ace shrugged his shoulders and we finally pulled up to the McDonalds window.
"Thank all the lords in heaven for the fact that we had to wait alm-" I started my rant, before getting interrupted.
"I'm gonna need you to pull in that space right over there so we can finish making your food." The guy with a headset on said.
I throw my hands up and Seth rolls the window up before the man could hear what I have to say.
"ARE YOU HIGH ON CRACK OR SOMETHING?! I AM STARVING AND THE LINE TOOK LONG ENOUGH, WITH IMPATIENT PEOPLE AND NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOU GUYS TO FINISH MAKING WHAT SHOULD'VE BEEN DONE ALREADY?! I yelled at the guy who looked at me like I was crazy. I probably did look crazy. Nobody wants to mess with a hungry Brooklyn.
Seth looked at the guy who had wide eyes and nodded his head before pulling into the asked spot.
"I swear I'm going to jump out of the window when this guy comes to hand us our food." I stated while crossing my arms.
"Well, I feel bad for this guy." River says. I turn my head to where he's pointing and give a devilish smile. I climb over the seats and sit onto Seth's lap.
"Well hello." Seth said smirking.
I thumped him in the forehead and he shut up.
I then turned my head towards the window and rolled it down waiting for our food.
I smile nicely and took our food. I then look at him and scowled.
"YOU COULDN'T HAVE TAKEN ANOTHER HOUR? THIS IS A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT. FAST! NOT A SLOW RESTAURANT!" I yell at the young boy, he jumped back so far, he landed on his butt and then scrambled away. I climb back to the back seat and smile at the food.
"It's okay, you're with momma now." I whisper to the fries in the bag. I looked up to see all the guys looking at me weirdly. I raised my eyebrows and looked at River that was eyeing up my French fries.
"Would you like one?" I asked him handing out a fry, with a smile on my face.
River looks between me and the fry with squinted eyes.
"Well, do you?" I ask getting impatient. He nods his head frantically, and reaches his hand to grab the fry.
When his hand gets close enough, I grab it and twist his wrist.
"OWWWWW OOW OW" River gasps. I smirk.
"Don't steal my food when I'm hungry." I stated letting go of his wrist.
He cradled it and scooched further away from me in the car. I laughed and shrugged my shoulders.
I also overheard Ace and Seth's laughs. I smirked.
That'll show them.
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