Big Bang Daydreams

Seungri/ This Means War

Per request...a pranking on Seungri.

Seungri has been a little shit to you. You swear he's like that little boy that pulls your pigtails and runs when he likes you. Today is the last straw, you're going to get even. When he thought it would be funny to pour salt in your coffee, that did it. Coffee is sacred! Now...his ass is yours!

That night you went to a craft store and bought the biggest bottle of red glitter you could find. You have to be sneaky, but you know where he keeps his car keys. He loves that flashy hunk of metal, and you're going to help him make it even flashier. In the office that morning, you steal his keys from their spot, and sneak to the parking garage. With your crafty ammunition under your arm, you find his car and unlock it with a *beep*. You climb in and open the bottle of glitter, carefully pouring it into the defrost vent. When you're sure there isn't any evidence, you crank the knobs of his heater over to high defrost. Then for fun, his radio up to full blast. You climb back out and scan the dash...no evidence. You grin mischievously and go back inside.

The day goes on, and you see Seungri in passing a few times. He smirks at you, and you beam at him. His face drops and he looks like a confused puppy. After he pranked you yesterday, you should still be mad at him. You just walk on and work.

The time has come, and you see Seungri leaving. You grab your jacket and throw it on, following as inconspicuously as possible. He approaches his car and unlocks it. You get your phone out, and set the camera to film. He climbs in, shuts the door, and starts it up. Immediately red glitter shoots from the vent, and music blares. You can barely see Seungri for all the red sparkles. He's waving his arms and screaming. It's better than you could've imagined. Absolutely priceless. You are laughing so hard you're afraid you're going to pee your pants. Then he sees you...
Flinging open the door and scrambling out, he runs at you. You yelp and turn to run, but he's caught your arm. You turn and look up into his face, busting out in laughter. He has glitter stuck all over his face, and coating his hair. He looks like a ball of glitter with two eyes, but those eyes look angry. You're suddenly just a little afraid.
He snarls, "Think you're funny do you?"
You square your shoulders, "Hilarious."
He snorts, "Hilarious?"
He backs you up against a concrete column behind you.
"Little girl, this isn't over. This was pretty good, but I will win."
He shakes his hair, and causes a cascade of red glitter to rain down on you.
"Agh! You ass!" You yell at him.
He smirks, "Just remember I'm 'Victory,' and this means war."
You stick out your chin, "Bring it on pretty boy."
His eyes shine, "Pretty boy?" He laughs a little, "I knew you liked me."
You shove him away, "Like Hell!"
He laughs, then pulls you to him by the waist, "Really?"
He plants a firm kiss on your lips, and you squeek. His lips are insistant, and you give in. He pulls away and you're both covered in glitter now.
He smirks at you, "See, you DO like me. You kissed me back."
That snaps you back to reality really fast, "I did not!"
He chuckles and walks back to his car, "Whatever you say! I'm going to go get cleaned up and my car cleaned. See you for dinner tomorrow night!"
You scoff, "What the Hell! I'm not going to dinner with you!"
He opens his car door, "Oh I think you will...unless you want this little prank war to continue."
You scowl and stomp your foot
He laughs at your childish expression, "Pick you up at 8ish."
He climbs in and drives away laughing, but covered in glitter.

You blink and say to yourself, "What the Hell just happened here?"
Covered in glitter, you make your way home, and smirk to yourself.