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Puns ➹ Spot/Race

(A/n- I like doing text style fics so you'll probably see those quite a bit! I liked writing this one cause holy hell is Race a handful. But it's short and sweet so yay. Also happy 1 year single-versary me)

1:52am

TheWorldIsMyErster: heya Spot wanna hear a joke?

kingofBrooklyn: Not really

TheWorldIsMyErster: Okay so

kingofBrooklyn: Race I stg

TheWorldIsMyErster: What did the buffalo say when his son went to college?

kingofBrooklyn: Why do you do these things, just let me sleep damnit

TheWorldIsMyErster: B I S O N

TheWorldIsMyErster: DO YA GET IT?

kingofBrooklyn: Yes and it was very bad.

TheWorldIsMyErster: Hmm lemme see what else I got then

kingofBrooklyn: Or you could actually sleep cause it's almost two in the morning

TheWorldIsMyErster: Or I could not

kingofBrooklyn: did you just sass me?

TheWorldIsMyErster: Whaddya going to do 'bout it, tough guy? ;)

TheWorldIsMyErster: Ok so back to puns

kingofBrooklyn: no

TheWorldIsMyErster: yes

TheWorldIsMyErster: Rick Astely will let you borrow any of his Pixar DVDs, but he'll never give you Up

kingofBrooklyn: That was even worse than the last one!

TheWorldIsMyErster: Well yeah that's the point

TheWorldIsMyErster: What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

kingofBrooklyn: Don't know don't care... oh I get it

TheWorldIsMyErster: So you admit that one was good!

kingofBrooklyn: You idiot, when did I ever say that?

TheWorldIsMyErster: Say what?

kingofBrooklyn: That I said that pun was good

TheWorldIsMyErster: Well ya just did, Spotty ;)

kingofBrooklyn: You are actually giving me a headache

TheWorldIsMyErster: Well then do what it says on an aspirin bottle- take two and keep away from children

kingofBrooklyn: r a c e

TheWorldIsMyErster: At your service :)

kingofBrooklyn: Do me a favor and stop with all of these puns

TheWorldIsMyErster: But that's no fun

kingofBrooklyn: Oh well

TheWorldIsMyErster: That hurt my feelings :'(

TheWorldIsMyErster: But I get that you can't handle these puns because you're BEARly awake

kingofBrooklyn: I'm seconds away from blocking you

TheWorldIsMyErster: But you wouldn't

kingofBrooklyn: and how do you know that?

TheWorldIsMyErster: Cause youuu looove me too much ;)

kingofBrooklyn: Shuddup

TheWorldIsMyErster: Awww are you flustered

kingofBrooklyn: I said shuddup

TheWorldIsMyErster: Nah I'd rather not :)

kingofBrooklyn: I swear if you don't stop right now I'll soak ya!

TheWorldIsMyErster: oh no I'm so scared

kingofBrooklyn: Good grief what am I going to do with you?

TheWorldIsMyErster: Kiss me? ;)

kingofBrooklyn: We're not even in the same room

TheWorldIsMyErster: Yeah but technically you didn't answer my question

kingofBrooklyn: You already know the answer

TheWorldIsMyErster: Do I now? Please do remind me

kingofBrooklyn: If we were in the same room then yes I'd kiss you

TheWorldIsMyErster: Of course you would ;)

kingofBrooklyn: Of course I would

TheWorldIsMyErster: Looks like my job here is done

kingofBrooklyn: What was your job here exactly

TheWorldIsMyErster: To annoy you with puns, goodnight <3

kingofBrooklyn: Yeah yeah, sweet dreams pretty boy <3