Singles 1/2 (Prinxiety, hint of Logicality)

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AU: None

Triggers: Swearing

It was Valentine's Day. Or in Virgil's screams, Singles Awareness Day. It was getting on Roman's nerves. It was a day sweet lovers, not singles throwing parties. Maybe that was part of the reason why Virgil liked doing it so much, just so he could piss off Roman. It was cute to Patton when he saw it, but Patton mostly was attempting to bake with Logan. And Deceit, well, who knows what Deceit does when left alone.

Finally, Roman had enough. He turned to his long-time crush. "Will be my boyfriend?"

Needless to say, Virgil was shocked that his crush liked him back. Either that, or Roman was desperate to get him to shut up. Finally, Virgil came to his senses.

"Fuck off, couldn't you have waited til tomorrow?"

And that, kids, is how I started dating this idiot. *roman ruffles virgil's hair*

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