McDonalds (No Ship)

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AU: Human

Triggers: Drinking, Swearing

Virgil was tired from the night before of restlessness. He pulled up to the menu and tried to order. Not even looking at the menu, he began to speak.

"Can I get a vodka?"

Patton shook his head from the back.

"Sir, this is McDonalds, may I remind you." The person said back.

Virgil rolled his eyes. "Then get me a fucking McVodka."

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