Sander Sides Oneshots

Prompts I'll Probably Never Wind Up Doing but Still Have

1. Patton is waiting to be arrested and Logan passes by and after questioning Patton what he did frees him.

2. Virgil shows up at Roman's apartment one night yelling about how even though they look alike if Roman winds up getting Virgil arrested one more time he will not hesitate to actually murder him.

3. Virgil swears and his and Roman's kid hears it and repeats it. Patton comes over and is mad but Virgil keeps going on about how it's adorable.

4. Virgil has freckles and the first time Roman sees them is when Virgil's asleep and he won't stop playing connect the dots and when Virgil wakes up he's happy yet pissed.

5. It's Christmas time and Virgil is running around a store buying bright holiday decorations because his mom's coming. Patton is a worker and asks Virgil what the heck he is doing and Virgil spills then begs Patton to pretend to be his best friend so he can prove he's social.

6. Virgil enjoys lighting fires in old bonfire pits in the woods and Logan finds him and rambles about how dangerous it is.

7. Roman and Virgil play a video game and are really competitive and by chance meet each other in real life, recognize each other's voices, and loudly gets into arguments.

8. Virgil accidentally took Logan's glasses so Logan chases him around blindly.

9. Virgil wears his jacket way too much as it starts to get hot and the others start to get suspicious. (Fluff maybe, possible self-harm)

10. Roman finds Virgil curled in the bathroom stall at church his parents dragged him too, Virgil hisses and claims that his family thinks he's a demon.

11. Logan finds Patton hidden under his (Logan's) bed and questions Patton and Patton just says it's comfy over and over.

12. Late at night in winter and Patton set off the fire alarm. Virgil is yelling about how he's gonna make that fucker pay. (Collage AU)

13. Virgil is ready to murder Roman because he keeps throwing late night parties on the floor above him, and Virgil just wants to swear excessively at video games in peace.

14. 6 confused teens, five dead bodies, four days of crying, three of them are lying, two bloody hand prints, and a house at the bottom of a hill.

15. Virgil's diary. Summary: For all the love I break, laws I break, and things I make I'm going to hell.

16. Logan tried to make a fog machine for Halloween, but wound up touching dry ice and bangs on Patton's door telling him he needs to go to the hospital.

17. Patton thinks Virgil is Roman's sibling, but really Virgil is a demon Roman accidentally summoned years ago and is stuck.

18. They all go shopping and Patton finds a pool noodle display so he challenges them to a jousting contest. Everyone disagrees, but Patton wants to buy it anyway so they walk around with Patton constantly poking them.

19. Poly where they go camping and tell scary stories around the campfire, Virgil gets really scared so Roman tries to convince him the forest is haunted.

20. Chatroom!

21. Virgil secretly likes flower crowns.

22. Modern day Hamilton Congratulations with Logan as Angelica and Roman as Hamilton, with Virgil as Eliza. If done possible part two with burn?

23. Virgil needs medicine for sickness and it makes him really loopy (like with your 3 dosage)

24. Virgil's teacher pointed ruler at him and Virgil smirked and asked which end so he got detention and had to tell logicaliy parents

25. Hey There Delilah but Roman pov and not Delilah but Virgil

26. God and Satan playing chess where Satan's king is Virgil and God's king is Roman.