Sander Sides Oneshots

Driving Shorts (No Ship)

Inspired by these (links in comments) https://www.pinterest.com/pin/422212533811503852/ https://www.pinterest.com/pin/761319511984545898/

BTW in all these situations, everyone else is arguing. Mainly it revolves around the person driving.

Logan

He looks at everyone piled in the van. No one dares sit in the passenger seat next to him because of Logan's hatred for pests. Why won't they stop screaming at each other? As a headache approaches, he snaps.

"Stop yelling or I will slam this vehicle in a wall!" Logan shouts, slamming his foot on the break.

Literally, everyone shuts up.

Logan, maybe you don't do that?" Patton suggests, sounding more like a question than anything.

Patton

Patton calmly waits at the red light, somehow immune to the arguing.  Logan sits next to him, giving directions from the map. He has no clue what they're arguing about until suddenly Virgil starts to shout.

"GODDAMMIT ROMAN, GIVE ME MY FUCKING HEADPHONES BACK!"

They continue to shout and Patton looks at them through the mirror.

"Now Roman, give Virgil his headphones back. Virgil, don't swear. If this happens again, I will turn this car around." Patton says at a reasonable level.

They follow his directions, surprisingly. So he goes back to humming to some nonsense tune.

Thomas

Literally, everyone was talking at once, slowly getting louder. Patton tries to get them to calm down, Logan was reading, and Deceit was providing commentary. Roman and Virgil, well, they shout nonstop.

Throughout the trip, Thomas tried to get them to stop. 

Here's a list of some of the most popular:

'Roman' 

'Virgil' 

'play nice'

'you let him play'

'Knock it off, Deceit' 

'I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND IF YOU DON'T STOP'

''you pumP THOSE BREAKS, PRINCEY'

'PuMp ThE bRaKeS pRiNcEy'

That was literally what the entire ride consisted of. Nothing ever got solved.

Virgil

He literally just turns the radio up to max and drives as fast and reckless as he can. No one can even argue, just attempt to get him to stop. It never works. He's been banned from driving by literally everyone.

Roman

Disney, all the time. When, not if Virgil complains, Roman just turns it up louder. The two wind up yelling at each other as Virgil stands up and tries to change the radio from the back.

Deceit

No one allows him even in the front. Like, not even the passenger seat. Deceit's directions are absolute shit. Why would they want to see him drive? Though no one knows, but he's actually the only reasonable driver other than only speaking in lies.