Chapter 46

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10:17 pm

Mr. Bunny: i just wanna tell you that i've already booked a flight and i'll be there tomorrow

Mr. Bunny: i wanted it to be a surprise but you know

Mr. Bunny: it might fail again, just like last time

Mr. Bunny: now, i hate surprises

You: SURPRISE MADAFAKA IM HERE

You: im sorry

You: im so excited

You: you know that i'm still an ARMY, right?

Mr. Bunny: of course

You: then do you understand what im feeling right now?

Mr. Bunny: no

Mr. Bunny: i mean yes

Mr. Bunny: you're probably dying to see the heck outta me

You: CORRECT

You: it's been so long since i last saw you

You: your stupid fatass dumbass dickhead shithead fuckhead retard bullshit fucktard onion toilet shit poop ugly dirty nasty old manager had to ruin our moment

Mr. Bunny: oh my god ahaha

Mr. Bunny: i laughed waaay too much

Mr. Bunny: don't worry he's gone now

You: u mean he's dead

Mr. Bunny: yeah

Mr. Bunny: i killed him

Mr. Bunny: stabbed him in the head

You: yay!

Mr. Bunny: yay!

You: why are we celebrating on this i don't understand

Mr. Bunny: what do you mean 'why'?

Mr. Bunny: i wish i really killed him though

Mr. Bunny: i hate him

You: OH MY GOD YOU UNHOLY SPAWN OF SATAN

You: im now thinking about your mental health

You: i swear to god if you're a psychopath

You: iM MARRYING JIMIN

Mr. Bunny: ew not him

Mr. Bunny: jimin hyung is gay, he wouldn't like you

You: oh so who he gonna like then?

You: your ass?

Mr. Bunny: nah, taehyung and yoongi hyung's

You: oh my god jimin likes taehyung and yoongi?!!?

Mr. Bunny: yeah

You: so it IS true!

You: Jimin is a hoe??!?!?!

Mr. Bunny: no, he's not

Mr. Bunny: he's just gay for everyone

You: even you?

Mr. Bunny: i don't know but i'll kick him if he comes closer to me

You: are you sure about that

Mr. Bunny: nah im just kidding

Mr. Bunny: jimin hyung isn't really gay

Mr. Bunny: and also, can u keep a secret?

You: bish how dare you ask me that question

You: did i ever leak your nudes in social media sites?!?!

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