im thinking of just practicing a bunch of weird screenshotted poses from bts mvs n stuff because its challenging but also super fun and strangly hilarious
like
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my brother: washes dishes
me: puts away dishes after they're cleaned
dad: emerson why arent these disheS DONE
me: they werent clean
dad: theyve been here for 5 days and no one has done them
me: they werent clean
dad: ive told you guys to do them tons of times
me: *looks around*
brother: *isnt there*
me:
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we wonder why we have no bowls or forks and i say "well i dont really have any" because i only have like two on my desk or whatever but in reality i probably have tons in my forbidden cabinent that i just throw trash in and never open again
theres bits of my hair thats so short they doesnt fit in my ponytail and keeps sliPPING OUT AND ITS REALLY ANNOYING
"well gee whiz emerson maybe if you didnt cut your hair that wouldnt happen"
oKAY YOU'RE RIGHT BUT I DIDNT CONSIDER THAT WHEN I CUT IT ALRigHT-
should i draw the march cover??
you know if you look up "mochi boi" on google the second result is jimin
next day:
oof i slept over at "mother"'s house last night and she moved schools right bc she hated our school so she yeeted anyway i was talking about how my social studies teacher was a sniTCH to my old science teacher and she was like "omg mr. [old science teacher] can you tell him i said hi tomorrow" and i thought i should but the teacher also said to the sniTCH that he wanted to talk to me about my whole terrible work ethic thing aND I DONT WANT TO GIVE HIM THE OPPORTUNITY TO
lil things about the bts members i love
yoongi: hiS PRETTY TRIANGLE EYES JSJSHS namjoon: dIMPLES jin: 2 ft long shoulders whAT jimin: his squish face mochi boi jungkook: bunny teeth GOOD BOYE tae: his siDE PROFILE LIKE OMG PERF hoseok: HEARTEU SMILE
seriously appreciate tae's side profile jfc
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anywhO heres the march cover
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ive never drawn this much green in my entire life and i loVE IT
we were in a call on the ps4 last night with mother's boyfriend and she was like "brendan i love you so much" as i was spooning her and then trinity and mother's boyfriend got into a very excited convo about their music tastes and mother said "brendan ily but trinity is mine bacc off" liKE THATS YOUR BOYFRIEND
THIS VIDEO MAKES ME CRY AND OFFER MY CHOPPED OFF FINGERS TO THE GODS FUCKING-
