1. so i can say that one line in dont trust me: "tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef that im a vegetarian and i aint fucking scared of him"
and thats it thats all the reasons
friend: oh my godd im so glad you guys came over here i was going inSANe from being stuck inside for 4 days straight
me, breaking my 9-day streak of not leaving the house to sleep over: pft yeah i know right
i slept over at emily (mother)'s house but i didnt really sleep bc my sleep schedule was so fuCKed up but i didnt have a phone charger and my phone was dying so i couldnt just play on it all night but anything else to do would cause them to wake up so i sat for two hours staring at her turtle sleep on a rock before spooning a storm trooper teddy bear on the floor
in the morning we played minecraft for 6 hours straight with her boyfriend fun stuff dude
im so tired i should just go to bed now and it will fix my sleep schedule since school starts so soon so i dont have to wake up when the sun is setting
le next day:
boi i went to bed at 1 am and woke up at 10 but then realized "that doesnt catch me up on the sleep i missed the night before" so i went back to bed and woke up at 3
me: we have no food
dad: we have plenty of food
pantry: has two boxes of mac and cheese, soups with ingredients i hate, and cereal
fridge: has expired milk that tastes of lead (so no mac and cheese or cereal), hummus, feta cheese, zuccini, and spinach
me: the fuck are you talking about
i love my dad but gOd he hasnt gone food shopping by himself in 20 yeARS and when him and mom were married, he never went food shopping when we needed it so he just expects food to aPPEAr like ffs dad we need to eAT
im drawing tide pod chan rn lmao help me
theres this great feeling you get when you try something new anD IT WORKS OUT REALLY WELL LIKE YES
LOOK AT THAT HAIR
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