My Artwork and Shit #2 (Cringe Warning)

im gay and high on sleep deprivation

ya'll im so in love with malina weissman i highkey wanna marry her

she plays violet baudelaire in the series of unfortunate events btw

aND YES I WATCH THAT SHOW I LOVE HOW TRUE IT IS TO THE BOOKS AND THE ACTORS ARE SO GOOD

me: *googles if malina is straight and stalks her instagram*

website im reading: malina has never publicly dated anyone but her sexual orientation is straight

me: oh no

website: she has a $2,400,000 yearly earning-

me: o h  n o

SHE WAS LITERALLY BORN IN THE SAME YEAR AS ME 

SHE'S 15 AND IM 14

AND SHE'S A HUGE ACTOR WHO MAKES 2.4 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR

YOU KNOW WHAT I AM???

SAD

AND IN LOVE WITH MALINA WEISSMAN

im being dramatic im not actually in love with malina weissman but if i was offered i would definitely marry her

yesterday in ilab i was helping a girl sort out the nhd website in the corner and we talked for a bit and apparently she said that i seemed like a super smart kid because of the way teachers talked about me and i thought

"wait teachers are talking about me-"

i dont know which classes i have with her which makes me panic because i dont think i have any classes with her other than ilab sO WHICH TEACHERS ARE TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK-

also update: the series of unfortunate events is confusing me because from what i remember from the books beatrice is not the beatrice seen in the dear, beatrices at the beginning of every other episode beatrice is a different beatrice who was named after the beatrice in the show

also also- lemony snicket wasnt supposed to be around at the same time as the baudelaires from what i can recall

sometimes i'll read a bts fanfic and see a vERY EASILY MADE MILK FIC REFERENCE and there's like 20 comments so i'll check to see who's traumatized and who's confused aND NO ONE MADE A REFERENCE

i forget that the phandom and clique are everywhere and the army are everywhere right but at the same time phandom and clique members tend to be gay teens while the army tends to be horny 12-year-old straight girls

i feel like a secret agent whenever i read a fanfic from such a distant fandom

me: namjoon is my bias :)

jimin in the i like it pt 2 dance practice: think again

i saw a tweet that was like "bi culture is loving all girls and then just bts" and i felt so attacked

seriously though jimin could crush my throat with his thighs and i'd say thank you

seeing pictures of namjoon with his mom make me so soft and pure but then i think

"i wonder if his mom has heard the lyrics to expensive girl i hope she doesnt know any english pls"

im gettin the stomach rumblies again but im not in the mood for food

ayo i could put that on a shirt

"in the mood for food"

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i just spelled my own name wrong well-