alec is actually like three inches shorter than me whiCH IS THE CUTEST I LOVE MAKING FUN OF HIM YEET
throwback to when i had the most uninteresting life out of all my friends and now im up in the top five for interesting lives ever since halloween lets get iT
i mean,, strong boi and emily and kailey are kinda ahead of me but stiLL
im the biggest meme to my old friends from caifornia
it had been over a month since we had last talked
so imagine
"man i havent spoken to my friend in a long time i wonder how she's doing"
aND SHE RETURNS WITH "yo whats up i sucked two dicks for candy, now have a boyfriend, and drink"
k so alec puts me on his instagram story like,, every day right
so while i was at his how he took this video of me losing my shiT over resident evil 7 (he made me play it and i was sCARED)
and in the video you can clearly see me wearing my black skinny jeans right
but then in the neXT PIC HE TAKES OF ME
IF YOU LOOK CLOSE ENOUGH
YOU CAN SEE THAT IM WEARING HIS SHORTS
HERE
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LOOKLOOKLOOK SEE THOSE ARE HIS SHORTS IM SCREAMING
IM REALLY HOPING NO ONE PUZZLED THAT TOGETHER JFC
in otheR news he was talking about me to his friends skskks
he sent me this lil video right
him: heyheyhey what do you think of fudgychan
his friend: shes cute you found yourself a lady
wHY DO PEOPLE SUDDENLY THINK IM ATTRACTIVE WHERE THE FuCK WERE Y'ALL WHEN I WAS HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND CUTTING MY HAIR BECAUSE I HATED MYSELF SO MUCH WHAT THE HELL
idk a couple days mate:
at school yesterday we were just kinda chilling and working on some proofs in geometry right
like we only had monday and tuesday at school this week bc thanksgiving
and alec and i were working on our proofs with this kid henry
and some guy was like "wait are you two dating??"
me: uh yeah?
him: oh shoOT man really???
literally everyone in the class: how the fuck is this news we already knew this shit what the fuck
i hung out with alec after school yesterday and gave him three hickeys lolol
