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why am i having an identity crisis because of how masculine i dress whats happeniGN

okay but i really like when i wear this big black t shirt and tuck it into my skinny jeans and wear this belt bc it looks so hot lemme tell ya-

my dad: are you gonna get your grades up anytime soon

me: are you gonna get me antidepressants and a therapist anytime soon

iM KIDDING I DIDNT SAY THAT

my friend asked me how much it'd cost to suck a stranger's dick and i said "if they're tested and safe... 20 bucks"

like i aint a whore but twenty bucks is twenty bucks

y'all being single without a crush is mega boring ngl

like im happy being single but instead of being stressed im just bored whiCH IS BETTER but im???

will i ever be happy with my relationship status

i dont fuckin know like a week?? suck my cock:

so im probably gonma transfer schools-

my dad was tryna talk to me about something a couple days ago but instead he gave me a panic attack so i had to phone a friend to help me calm down but then he'd keep poppin into my room and makin the attack worse like my m8 im hyperventilating rn ya gotta stop

probably another week i didnt have internet at my mom's house okay:

so heres a sp00py drawing of me as a vampire

last year i drew myself as a werewolf and this year ya bitch is goin vampire

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last year i drew myself as a werewolf and this year ya bitch is goin vampire

you could cut yourself on those cheekbones i s2g

next day:

skeet also heres the october cover

i realize now that its october i cant name my files "october cover" since theres already files named that sO i gotta go with "october cover 2018" fukc

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i realize now that its october i cant name my files "october cover" since theres already files named that sO i gotta go with "october cover 2018" fukc

next day:

sup bitches im transferring schools in two days which means i dont have to go to school tomorrow

"omg you get a free day off??? lucky!!" -you maybe

yes i am lucky indeed hOWEVER this school im transferring to is out of my district so the schedule is different thEREFORE this school started a week early and ends a week later

which means,,,

i'll have been in school a week longer than all my future classmates,,

little shits

next next day:

turns out im still out of school lmaooo

i had to go around my old school getting signatures from teachers and administrators basically saying "lol fuCK you im leaviNG"

i couldnt find my english, geography, or advisement teacher so im like "well fuck" how can i not find three out of my five teachers goddamn

nO I COULDNT FIND MY MARKETING TEACHER EITHER BUt i found them all we're gucci

so we have the remind app at my school so teachers can text you and you can text your teachers and im like "waIT if i cant find them i can just tExt them"


i texted my english teacher this and went over to that classroom and turns out my geography and advisement teacher were in there too

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i texted my english teacher this and went over to that classroom and turns out my geography and advisement teacher were in there too

they filed outta the classroom into the hall

and my advisement teacher hugged me

and they were sad ngl

my english teacher said "man we were talking about you yesterday and how good of a student you are" because i have really gucci grades in my english and geography classes uwu

plus im constantly participating im so great ya'll

my mATH teacher also was sad to see me go like this is wilD ya'll 

im so used to my eighth grade math teacher who despised my guts so i am sh00keth

speakiNG of math we were learning some trig and boy oh bOy its actually?? not that bad??

i mean i dont love it but its a fuckload better than algebra and quadratics

ALSO I LOOKED AT THE SCHEDULE FOR MY NEW SCHOOL AND IT STARTS AT 8:20 AM BITCHH IM SO HYPED I WONT HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 5 IN THE MORNING ANYMORE GOD IS REAL

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