this is part 69 lol

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i went in a corn maze with my friend right

and we went with her christian youth group

so we diverted from following them, but at one point we crossed them again

and the pastor was yelling for some kid bc they lost him or something

and the pastor said "johnny? johNNY??"

and i scREAMED "YES PAPA??"

the youth group fucking loST IT

I SENT MY FRIEND THIS DEEP TEXT ABOUT HOW SELF HARM IS AN ILLUSION OF CONTROL BUT YOU ARE SIMPLY AT THE BECK AND CALL OF YOUR THOUGHTS THAT CAUSE YOU TO HURT YOURSELF AND SHE SENT ME-

I SENT MY FRIEND THIS DEEP TEXT ABOUT HOW SELF HARM IS AN ILLUSION OF CONTROL BUT YOU ARE SIMPLY AT THE BECK AND CALL OF YOUR THOUGHTS THAT CAUSE YOU TO HURT YOURSELF AND SHE SENT ME-

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SKSKKSKDKS I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING RIGHT NOW

next day:

ive finally gotten around to watching bnha aND IT'S CONSUMED MY LIF E

doesnt help that im on fall break with nothing to do all day

its snowing too so,, what better to do than eat three cans of soup and watch anime teenagers scream at each other

me: oh this is a nice flute solo

some fucking band nerd: aCTUALLY THATS A PICCOLO YOU LITTLE SHIT

person: oh i love the violin in this song!

me: thats a cello you uncultured piece of garbage

what do you call a cow with no legs?

ground beef

what do you call a cow with one leg?

lean beef

what do you call a cow with two legs?

your mom

next day:

gUYS

IM SCREAMING

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IM SCREAMING

also my therapist was like "yoyoyo take this depression test bc u sound depressed and imma recommend you go see a doctor who can prescribe you with meds uwu"

next day:

i wanted to keep this chapter happier but ya know life

today was the last day i got to see my dad for the next six months oh yay i love being a military child

i feel like people who read this know more about my life than my friends do lol

im not gonna go too much into the whole deployment thing because ive cried enough today

but yeah

heres a redraw of an old art project i did in seventh grade

the assignment was basically to create a skateboard design and you were required to put at least six letters on it so my weeb ass decided to write "vocaloid" in japanese

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the assignment was basically to create a skateboard design and you were required to put at least six letters on it so my weeb ass decided to write "vocaloid" in japanese

i'll take a pic of the original in the morning k

its almost midnight lol im gonna head to bed now

im gonna miss fall break

school is kicking my ass i do not appreciate it

goodnight

next day:

remember when i said i'd take a pic of the original in the morning well ya boi completely forgot so im just gonna publish this now i might take a pic when i get around to it k bye

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