SUP HOES I FUCKING KILLED THAT CARPET-LOOKIN MOTHERFUCKIN SPIDER HA
HE JUST DECIDED TO APPEAR IN THE MAIN PART OF MY ROOM LIKE BALLSY BRO I'LL GIVE YA THAT MAYBE YOU CAME TO AVENGE YOUR FRIEND WHO I ALSO MURDERED BUT TOO BAD SO SAD
guys im arachnophobic so cut me some slack
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next day:
okay so i killed the carpet spider then i went in my closet at 1:30 am to finally relax especially since i was in a phone call and i didnt have anything better to do then i looked to my left and oh wowie
it was another fuCKING SPIDER
so i killed it with a baseball bat and later that night i went to the bathroom (okay it was about 3:30 am) and another damn spider went zOOMIN across the floor like i dont even care anymore
im at my mom's house now thank god
heres the july cover lol
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america
heck yeah
drinking game: everytime your succulent gets thirsty give him a shoT OF WATER TO KEEP HIM HYDRATED BECAUSE HES LEANING OVER A LOT AND I THINK HE'S DYING WHAT DID I DO I WATERED HIM AND GAVE HIM SUNLIGHT WHY IS HE DYING
ok so i was going through my math notebook from this year and decided to redraw some of my favorite doodles from inside (most of them were just me being tired, people sleeping, and me being confused tho)
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btw that "me yesterday, me today" thing was drawn a day after i had accidentally taken a benadryll and felt like death the entire day
as much as i literally despised math with the entirety of my being there are a couple fun memories
like that one time instead of doing work there was a sub so joey and i sat together in the back of the class and i showed him the bts coconut chicken commerical song and afterwards i listened the bts coconut chicken asmr compilation and jungkook crunched so loud that joey could hear it even though i was wearing headphones and we couldnt stop laughing at the fucking crunch and i couldnt pause the video so there was another loud damn cRUNCH
then later that day he was talking in a socratic seminar about chasing lincoln's killer and i laughed randomly even tho he was talking about murder and treason because i just thought of jungkook's loud-ass cRUNCH
lov the cronch
iM LAUGHING I THOUGHT I GOT A TEXT AND I WAS REALLY EXCITED AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN AMBER ALERT
okay i shouldnt be laughing but i get amber alerts all the time since colorado has the highest rate of child abductions and sex trafficking lol
fuck its 3:45 am and im just sitting around writing fanfiction
i mean
im tired
but i dont feel like sleeping
next day but not really since i went to bed at 5 am and its still the same day idk:
me: *draws fanart for attention*
me: *writes fanfiction for attention*
idk man i just want attention for my work and if to get it i have to cater to fandoms then lol fite me
so my brother and i were sitting on the couch watching the office and he was complaining of how he failed nofap (which is going 90 days without masturbation) and asked me to join him in doing it so he would have more willpower
and i told him
"okay i'll do it with you if you go pescetarian for 90 days"
so we shook hands and now i have to go the next 90 days without masturbation wow this is gonna be fun
but its gonna be more fun to watch my brother struggle to order food at restaraunts
