Hailz: Abby *sly smile*
Me: Yeah... *skeptical*
Hailz: Abbins *Even slyer*
Me: -_- *poker face glare* Oh, god damnit they found the nickname
Torsten: *talking to himself* Oh, so she doesn't like the nickname Abbins... *joins the slyness*
How have you been, Abbins
Me: I hate you all -_-
Allie: Mwuhahahahaha I am so evil >u<
Hailz: You picked the best nickname, Allie :3
Torsten: This is just payback Abbins, if you say sorry I'll stop *slyer smile gets even more slyer*
Me: *conflicted* Never... Or maybe... IGGY HALP MEH! T.T
England: Sorry, Abby. I have no idea what you got yourself into nor do I want to know *leaves*
Me: NOO! IGGY COME BAAAACK! *realizes he's not comming back* SOMEBODY HALP MEH! MAKE DEM STAPH!
Tormentors: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU NOW
Me: *mumbles* sorry Torsten
Torsten: *sass* Ahem, could you speak a little louder, I didn't catch that
Me: *marches up to his ear* *yells* I'M SORRY THAT YOU CAN'T BE NICE AND HELP ME
Me: *ends up breaking his ear drum* Mission acomplished :3
AN:
I swear to god, Hailz, if you start either texting or commenting "Abbins" I will go out into the boonies and murder you -_-
But this happened one day in school, I kid you not. There was about to be a blood bath Hunger Games style, and I would be victor :3
~Abby
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Randomness in a Bottle
HumorWHOHOO! What up, it's Abby here! This is just some random crap my sleep deprived mind has come up with. ENJOY! >u< (Rated PG-13 cuz I swear a lot)
