Randomness in a Bottle

Swearing 8yr olds

So I recently gained new black mail against my 8yr old sister, Shaylyn

So a movie or something had just finished and my dad had gone back to his room to do god knows what

And Shaylyn says something to me that I didn't hear (I was listing to music)

"Wat" I say

She 'mumbles' something then says "bastard"

I, being the person I am, start laughing hysterically

"Wat bastard isn't a swear word" she says

I keep laughing and say "yea it is"

Shaylyn goes quiet and says "don't tell dad"

"Or wat" I answer

"I'll be nice to u for a week if u don't"

I roll my eyes "no, u'll be nice to meh as long as I have dis black mail"

So yeah

YAY BLACK MAIL!

~Abby