Me: *waves 20 dollar bill in the air like a boss* HELL YEAH! I'M AWESOMER THAN ALL Y'ALL!
America: *le gasp* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!
Prussia: *le gasp* WHAT?!?! NO ONE IS AWESOMER THAN ME!!
Everyone else: Oh god, here we go again...
Me: THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT
Romano: Shut the duck up, book bastard
Me: W E L L T H E N, tomato bastard
Spain: *gasp* Why are you insulting me?
Me: Don't worry, *pats back* I wasn't insulting you, Spain. It was directed towards that bastard *points at Romano*
Romano: Stupid ass know-it-all book bastard... *mutters profanities at me*
Me: WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOU LIL' SHIT
Romano: Nothing, book bastard *mumbles more curses*
Me: W E L L T H E N
OMG you guys will never believe what happened at that wedding!
First, I saw this cute boy about my age (13) who looked like a dark haired Germany!
Then, I saw an adorable little boy who loOKED LIKE HOLLY ROME!
And finally, THEY WERE PLAYING THE MUSIC THAT AUSTRIA USUALLY PLAYS ON HIS PIANO
IT WAS A HETALIA WEDDING
(Not really)
~Abby
(P.S. Don't worry, I love Romano >u<)
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Randomness in a Bottle
HumorWHOHOO! What up, it's Abby here! This is just some random crap my sleep deprived mind has come up with. ENJOY! >u< (Rated PG-13 cuz I swear a lot)
