Educational Experiences of a Physical Nature

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Mmmmmmm

Showers feel so good ^-^

(As you can guess I just got done with one)

So

The camp that I went to was a Christian camp

Not all girls though

But the Father that was there (Father Todd) had an interesting way of handling lost objects

If he found a water bottle, bag, or name tag that was left somewhere or if someone have him something, he had this thing called

Educational Experiences of a Physical Nature

What that is is this:

Father Todd would, after meals, say into a microphone, "Hello everyone! Time for educational experiences of a physical nature!"

And he'd start saying the names on whatever he had

I, unfortunately, had to go up front for one of these experiences

I left my water bottle on the table after we left for Bonkers (I'll have a chapter for that) after supper

KARA SAW THAT I LEFT IT AND DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO ME. SHAME ON YOU KARA. SHAME. ON. YOU.

But what I had to do was do the chicken dance but instead of singing I had to cluck like a chicken, the "words" I mean

AND

I had a smiley face with a Mohawk drawn on my forehead in a metallic good sharpie

Though that was kinda fun, better that having "NO" written on my forehead

If I don't make sense, sorry! I had Arizona Tea earlier and I'm completely worn out from camp

~Abby

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