DOCTOR ABBY TO THE RESCUE!

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Citizen: Ouch

Me: *crashes through ceiling wearing doctor's outfit* DON'T WORRY CITIZEN AS DOCTOR ABBY HAS COME TO THE RESCUE

Citizen: Uh... it's just a paper cut

Me: NO WOUND IS TOO BIG OR SMALL FOR DOCTOR ABBY *whips out a single Hello Kitty bandaid*

Citizen: Wait, no don't do that

Me: *puts bandaid on paper cut* THE DOCTOR'S WORK IS DONE

The TARDIS: *whirring noise* *appears in citizens room*

The Doctor: Did someone say Doctor?

Me: *raises hand* I did

The Doctor: Well then, come in miss

Me: HELLS YEAH I WILL *goes into TARDIS*

Yeah... idk there's a Doctor Who marathon on BBC America so yeah

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