Randomness in a Bottle

Science Class (part 1?)

So before I begin

CAUTION: If you are in a public place with people nearby and in a mood where everything is really hilarious, WAIT TO READ THIS

Now on with da chapter

So

Today in science class there was a sub and he let us work with partners

Obviously I chose my senpi and my friend @KHOVE1 (she has requested me not to use her name)

But as we were reading the chapter we came across this:

....... The temperature at the bottom of the Kola well is 190'C (374'F). That's hot enough to bake cookies! .......

I'm not even kidding

That was actual stuff out of our science textbook

I think that the writer was just so fed up with writing textbooks

Here's how I imagine it...

Writer: *writing textbooks all day*

Writer: oH FUCK IT IMMA PUT SOME RANDOM SHIT IN

Writer: *types above italicized stuff*

Writer: *squints* Nah, I'm sure no one will notice that

I dOn'T kNoW i HaVe A dEmEnTeD mInD

~Abby