So
During one of the stops when we were coming back to Minnesota
This lady was reading my sarcasm shirt out loud
And here's what she said
"'Sarcasm: Noun. The body's natural defense against stupid"
I was politely smilin away at this point
But she continues
"You know what I read a while ago?"
HOW DA FAQ WOULD I KNOW
bUT SHE HAS MORE
"Sarcasm is the language of the Devil"
WHAT THE FRUCK
IM A WEIRD 13 AND A HALF YEAR OLD THAT YOU'VE NEVER MET AND YA SAY THAT
I KNOW IM SUPPOSED TO RESPECT MY ELDERS BUT AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE POLITE TO STRANGERS
THAT. WAS. NOT. FRUCKING. POLITE.
WHY DO I ALWAYS ATRACT THE WEIRDOS
~Abby
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Randomness in a Bottle
HumorWHOHOO! What up, it's Abby here! This is just some random crap my sleep deprived mind has come up with. ENJOY! >u< (Rated PG-13 cuz I swear a lot)
