Whoops this was supposed to be yesterday's oh well :/
But yeah
Yesterday was hippy day
Pretty self explanatory
Ya dress up as a hippy and shit
I didn't really have much just a bandana and a necklace
But I have a reason why
So
My dad is/was a cop
And idk why but he's really against peace signs
So, me being me yesterday all ambidextrous and shit (and Hailey, for the last fuckin time IT'S NOT ANOREXIC)
I had drawn peace signed on the back of my hands
(Explanation of why I'm ambidextrous: I'm right handed but the peace sign on the back of my right hand was better than the one I drew with my dominate hand)
But ANYWAYS
I was just chillin' on my couch minding my own business
Then my fuckin sister comes into play
She was sitting in the chair next to the couch and she says "Hey Abby is that a peace sign on your hand?"
My dad locks his gaze on me so fast I thought his eyes would pop outa his head
And this is how it went
Dad: Is that true
Me: Uhhh
My mind: MORGAN YOU FUCKING BASTRD etc, etc
Dad: It's a yes or no questions
Me: Uh yeah I guess
Dad: Go wash that shit off right now
So yeah
That happened
~Abby
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Randomness in a Bottle
HumorWHOHOO! What up, it's Abby here! This is just some random crap my sleep deprived mind has come up with. ENJOY! >u< (Rated PG-13 cuz I swear a lot)
