Randomness in a Bottle

Yaoi and an Idiot

So

My best guy friend Torsten and I were texting today

Nothing unusual about that

Nothing at all

Except I was looking up random words on Urban Dictionary

Bad, bad choice

He said something and, like usual, I called him a dork *shudders*

And whenever I call him dork he says "the whole whale"

I never understood till today

HE RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD INSULTING WORD XC

But now that leads onto the main point

We later got talking about the state of our minds, how clean they were and such

But I said something about yaoi and he asked what it is

I, being the awkward, easily embarrassed creature I am, said something along the lines of this:

Yaoi = boyxboy

And, yet again, he asked me what boyxboy meant

I told him to look it up and there has been silence

I think I scarred him off

*facepalm* How am I friends with such an innocent person?!

Honestly, you must live under a hella big rock to be that innocent going into 8th grade

~Abby