Me: Ugh, I have to go to a wedding today
England: What for?
Me: I'm working there
Germany: Vhy vould you vant to do zhat?
Me: Cuz I'm gettin paid
America: Really dude? How much? I didn't know that they did that at weddings!
Me: 20 BUCKS! HELL YEAH!
All: Umm...
Me: I'M FLAT BROKE OK? DON'T JUDGE MEH! *sobs*
Italy: *pats back* Shh, it's ok
Romano: Nice going, potato bastard, you made the author cry
Germany: IT VASN'T JUST ME!
All - Italy and me: *starts arguing with each other*
Me: *sly grin* My work here is done
Yea, I'm actually gonna work at a wedding today AND IM GETTIN PAID!
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Randomness in a Bottle
HumorWHOHOO! What up, it's Abby here! This is just some random crap my sleep deprived mind has come up with. ENJOY! >u< (Rated PG-13 cuz I swear a lot)
